The brunch table divide
Four friends. Saturday, 11am. One person orders black coffee and avocado toast — $15. Another gets the eggs Benedict with a side of bacon — $34. A third opts for the $32 bottomless mimosa deal plus a lobster frittata. The fourth says “I’ll just have coffee — I ate before” — $4.
The check arrives: $247. Split four ways, that’s $61.75 each.
But the coffee-only person spent $4. The bottomless mimosa person consumed $74 worth of food and drinks. An equal split means the coffee drinker subsidizes the champagne by $57.75. That is not a rounding error. That is a transfer payment.
The brunch math: At weekend brunch, price variance between the lowest and highest orderer can exceed 500%. That’s more extreme than almost any other dining scenario — worse than steakhouses, worse than wine dinners, worse than happy hour.
This is not about being cheap. It is about the unique economics of brunch — where bottomless deals, prix fixe options, and wildly different ordering habits collide at the same table.